Hola people! Long time no talk, sorry about that, I hope that you didn´t go through withdrawls on my one day away. If you did, never fear, I have returned to give you another dose of amazing Brazilian-ness, be prepared to be wow-ed.
I didn´t write yesterday because we were going to the temple today, we had to leave super early so I went to bed...kind of early! The temple is beautiful here, and you can buy some very important stuff for extremely cheap at the distribution center here, I am talking like, 60 cents for stuff that other people don´t even see. Now that is a bargain and a half!
Yesterday we went to an awesome museum that is located in a castle and has everything from paintings, old books, sculptures, vases and creepy life-like figurines, but it also has knives, guns, ginormous pocket knives, suits of armor and daily beheadings . Unfortunately we missed the live show, but we did get to see the body wheeled out on an ambulance so it was almost as good as the real thing. That is all you are going to get from me on that subject for now so just let your little...um, big, beautiful and fully working minds ponder over that ;)
Those are some great pictures from the museum, the last one I am going to post from there is phenominal, the detail is so great, it is almost as though you could walk up and touch the lady and she would move, isn´t art amazing? Sorry, before you go any further just know that she is naked...my bad, I will make it smaller so if you want to skip over it then it will be easier to do so.
Oh, and actually, this will not be the last one or else the title of my blog for the day would not make any sense, I need to talk a little bit about the chastity belts. No, contrary to popular belief these are not something that only make an appearance in the movie `Men in Tights`, oh no, these little babies were real and they actually look quite comfortable, I am thinking of purchasing one myself so that my mom will stop staying up all night worrying about me ;)
I mean, come on, they even come in different varieties, shapes, sizes, designs, who wouldn´t want one of these babies? I´ve heard that metal wegies are the best anyway, I guess you could call it Merbie, the cousin of Herby (that was a joke for the Porritts, bahaha!). Remember, abstinance is the best way...the best way to...not, abstinance is the best way to not...abstinance is key!
I will write more tomorrow, I love you all and hope you are having as much fun as I am, doubtful because you don´t have yours truly in your lives right now, but try! Ok, now you made me sound full of myself, which I definitely am not, but Jimmy knows, his theme song just came to mind. I will give you a little refresher for those of you who may not know what I am talking about...hmm, humm, ♫meeemeemee mee♪
I didn´t write yesterday because we were going to the temple today, we had to leave super early so I went to bed...kind of early! The temple is beautiful here, and you can buy some very important stuff for extremely cheap at the distribution center here, I am talking like, 60 cents for stuff that other people don´t even see. Now that is a bargain and a half!
Yesterday we went to an awesome museum that is located in a castle and has everything from paintings, old books, sculptures, vases and creepy life-like figurines, but it also has knives, guns, ginormous pocket knives, suits of armor and daily beheadings . Unfortunately we missed the live show, but we did get to see the body wheeled out on an ambulance so it was almost as good as the real thing. That is all you are going to get from me on that subject for now so just let your little...um, big, beautiful and fully working minds ponder over that ;)
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| Weird, creepy human-esc figures, I do like the jester with his tongue out though. |
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| Young woman, pure and beautiful |
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| Woman of the world, admiring here jewels and dressed to kill! |
Those are some great pictures from the museum, the last one I am going to post from there is phenominal, the detail is so great, it is almost as though you could walk up and touch the lady and she would move, isn´t art amazing? Sorry, before you go any further just know that she is naked...my bad, I will make it smaller so if you want to skip over it then it will be easier to do so.
I mean, come on, they even come in different varieties, shapes, sizes, designs, who wouldn´t want one of these babies? I´ve heard that metal wegies are the best anyway, I guess you could call it Merbie, the cousin of Herby (that was a joke for the Porritts, bahaha!). Remember, abstinance is the best way...the best way to...not, abstinance is the best way to not...abstinance is key!
I will write more tomorrow, I love you all and hope you are having as much fun as I am, doubtful because you don´t have yours truly in your lives right now, but try! Ok, now you made me sound full of myself, which I definitely am not, but Jimmy knows, his theme song just came to mind. I will give you a little refresher for those of you who may not know what I am talking about...hmm, humm, ♫meeemeemee mee♪
I´m sexy and I know it!
Haha, jk, estou brincando com a gente. Ate logo!
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